Top 25 Funny and Most Humorous Quotes on Children | Funny Quotes Video MUST WATCH | Simplyinfo.net
Top 25 Funny and Most Humorous Quotes on Children | Funny Quotes Video MUST WATCH | Simplyinfo.net. This Video Consist of 25 Funny and Most Humorous Quotes about Children that will Laugh and Enjoy.
These are the Top 25 Funny and Most Humorous Quotes:
– Adults are just obsolete children. -Dr. Seuss
– The trouble with children is that they are not returnable. -Quentin Crisp
– A baby is God’s opinion that the world should go on. -Carl Sandburg
– In America there are two classes of travel – first class, and with children. -Robert Benchley
– Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. -Ed Asner
– A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn’t act that way very often. -Anon
– Children find everything in nothing; men find nothing in everything. -Giacomo Leopardi
– We never really grow up; we only learn how to act in public. -Bryan White
– I’m in that benign form of house arrest that is looking after a baby. -JK Rowling
– I got married and we had a baby nine months and ten seconds later. -Jayne Mansfield
– If you have never been hated by your child, you have never been a parent. -Bette Davis
– Children are the living messages we send to a time we will not see. -John W. Whitehead
– Having a two-year-old is like having a blender that you don’t have the top for. -Jerry Seinfeld
– Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee. -David Frost
– Never raise your hand to your children – it leaves your mid-section unprotected. -Robert Orben
– The easiest way to teach children the value of money is to borrow some from them. -Anon
– Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you’re feeling festive? -Roseanne Barr
– I told my wife I don’t want to be there at the birth. I don’t see why my evening should be ruined too. -Dennis Wolfburg
– To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness. -Oscar Wilde
– Like fruit, children are sweetest just before they turn bad. Dena Groquet Insanity is hereditary: You can get it from your children. -Sam Levinson
– A three-year-old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. -Bill Vaughan
– There are only two things a child will share willingly — communicable diseases and his mother’s age. -Benjamin Spock
– It’s a funny thing about mothers and fathers. Even when their own child is the most disgusting little blister you could ever imagine, they still think that he or she is wonderful. -Roald Dahl
– I have found the best way to give advice to children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. -Harry S Truman
– Don’t worry that children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. -Robert Fulghum
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Dawood Dawood says:
May 3, 2022 at 3:07 pmSubject: Mother's love &🙍♀️🙎♂️
Father's advice
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* A mother's love for the baby starts the moment she is found conceived. 🙋♀️
* The mother prepares the medical formalities so as to keep the forming baby healthy. She follows the the Doctor's guidelines and attends accordingly. 💁♀️
* The father supports the mother of the child with the necessary requirements that she requires. Father's keen advice begins at this stage. This will make more helpful and useful for the mother.🙋♂️
* later, once the baby is born, the hospitality starts where the mother has to attend dealing with the baby day and night. She has to fully observe the baby in good health. The father becomes a helpful person.🏃♀️
* When time passes, the baby grows gradually and comes to the understanding stage. The mother begins to teach the baby sincerely, politely and lovingly. The baby follows the mother and starts to learn little by little. 🚶♀️
* Time goes fast, the baby became a child and prepares to attend the nursery school for her Alphabetic learning. Mother prepares everything what is needed for the nursery school and sends the child with the father. The father holds the child's hand and proceeds to the school happily and and in a pleasurable manner. 💃
* At school the baby learns how to read, how to write, how to deal with the other children and with the teacher. Also she was taught how to respect others, and many other good examples. 🕺
* At home the baby continuously gets the mother's love and in return gets father's advice that will encourage the child to follow the correct path in life. The parents are always in the interest of their children, they always keep their observations on their child. 🕴
* Whenever the child falls down in pains, its the mother who suffers a lot. At that moment she goes out her way to do the first aid and try to keep the child healthy and happily. In this manner the father's help and assistance follows. 💇♀️
* No love is greater than a mother's love and no advice is valuable than a father's advice.
Their hearts and minds are precious. Their supports always becomes helpful and the children gets benefitted on that without any disturbances. 🚶♂️
* You can't repay back what the parents did for their children. As long as the parents are there with their children, protection is there, safeguard is there, endless love is there, happiness is there, helpful is there and moreover parents blessings are there for their children. 👨👩👧👦
* Remember, once the parents passes away, their blessings will come to an end. After that a child will never be able to get any blessings like the parents blessings. 👨👦
So while the parents are alive make sure as children you get unlimited blessings from them. 👩👧👦
* Never ill treat your parents, never pain your parents heart, never speak loudly to your parents, never disrespect your parents, never say the word 'Shut up' to your parents, never follow your wives words and disrespect your parents, never argue with your parents, and never fight with your parents. 👨👩👧👦
Get the parents 'BLESSINGS"🧝♂️🧝♀️
Blessings are benefits that will never put you down in any matter. The precious blessings comes only from parents, so mind it.
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Written by: Dawood ✍
Date: 22.02.2022💃 -
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